People from Work
Here's a picture of Phil ... a funny looking individual I think you will agree! Note the gaping mouth, ideal for the mass consumption of Wotsits. He comes from up North and his hobbies include arm wrestling, monopoly, cucumber packing and WWF wrestling. He has two pets - a cat and a duck called Gerald.
This is Pete! He may look harmless enough with his giant grin, but he's probably recalling the rabbit slaughtering sesh he had at the weekend. Pete's hobbies include Chess, Crown Green Bowling, Ferreting and Shooting. Pete comes from Rugby and is seriously mesocephalic.
Here's Steven! He's a Brummie - you can tell that by the way he prances! He's as bald as a coot and likes nothing better than wandering the streets of Birmingham swigging bottles of meth's.
Its Timothy Stellar! He's in charge of Oil and Gas, and his bulging eyes suggest he's having a bit of bother with the latter! He is renowned for his low Body Mass Index, although the upstart Paul New is seriously threatening his title of thinnest fellow in the company.
Alban does not look a happy chappie! I think some customers are giving him jip! He loves Apple Mac's, comes from Birmingham and is very good at jabbering. He is often to be found in the Brummie Burger King so it comes as a surprise to find out that he is 'The Ideal Man' ... at least when it comes to his BMI.
Look how this lad has changed over the past year! He was a dolichocephalic, lethargic, svelte individual with short hair. Now he's a dolichocephalic, dozy, fat individual with long hair. That's what work does to you, I'm afraid!
Although he may look like Hitler, Mr Scott is a relatively harmless individual. Some people liken The Scottster to an android, with vast processing power, lightening reflexes and a jerky, unnatural gait.
Jason is my boss! Examine his procumbent form, lumbering about on its twin sticks! Gasp at his bloated belly, bald head, hunched back and stripy trousers! Its such a shame that he doesn't look like this in reality.
This is his sister!
